Steal This: Fake Pork

How can you turn an L into a win?

The ad above is from La Vie Foods, a vegan food company from France. The translation of the ad below should make everything clear. But first, the setup:

Vegan bacon producer La Vie has been accused of unfair competition by a French pork lobby.
INAPORC claims that the company’s plant-based lardons are too similar to conventional pork alternatives, thereby copying the originals.

Now, the response:

The light pink portion at the top of the ad reads:

The pork lobby is attacking us because our veggie lardons are indistinguishable from pork lardons.

The small, darker pink bar in the middle reads:

Help us defend ourselves, by sending them this letter.

The postcard looking bit at the bottom says:

Dear pork lobby. Thanks for the compliment. We think that your pork lardons are indistinguishable from our veggie lardons. Would you mind changing your recipe? Thanks.

We may not talk about Bruno, but what's something your sector doesn't usually talk about that you can turn into a differentiator?


An HTTP exploit is being used for DDoS attacks.

This means that while patching efforts are well underway, fixes will need to essentially reach every web server globally before these attacks can be fully stamped out.

Dubbed “HTTP/2 Rapid Reset,” the vulnerability can only be exploited for denial of service—it doesn’t allow attackers to remotely take over a server or exfiltrate data.

This is fine.


CPMs are dropping across streaming TV platforms and the gap between platforms is shrinking. Could mean more ad slots are coming to increase revenue.


Who Owns The Brand?

From the linkblog (which you can get as a handy weekly email digest):


This bit from The Garden Report podcast is bigger than sports.

The teams are your property as the fans. They’re yours. [The players] are the stewards—they’re carrying the mantle now and then they’ll hand it to someone else and someone else. So they’re managing something that’s yours. It’s more yours than theirs. They come and go. This is your team.

Teams are the ultimate. We get irrational about our teams.

But they’re still brands. Brands built on community.

Employees of companies come and go but the customers (hopefully) stay. Which means the brand is theirs, not yours.

Be good a steward.


I'd thought about including sports teams in my piece about the death of social media managers as an example of brands that will trick others into thinking that organic social can work.

R.I.P. Social Media Managers
The role as it’s currently constructed is obsolete, but it has a future. For those with the right skills.

I didn't because it was leading me down a rabbit hole of brand as community. But isn't that the brand dream? To become a point of identity and gathering for customers/fans/stans?

What do sports teams have–as far as branding goes?

  • Clear iconography for easy identification of fellow fans (there is a hierarchy of iconography for many teams as well that act as gates to ever deeper levels of fandom (Scary Terry anyone?))
  • An opponent (or enemy (possibly many)). Fandoms can as easily be defined by who you love as by who you hate. Being a Boston fan is nearly synonymous with being anti-LA and/or NY.
  • Differentiation. There is (usually) only one team per market, which means geographic monopoly. It also allows for rivalries based on local pride (see the point above). There is also differentiation within the style of play and roster, which means each season a team can be different than the season before.
  • A routine fans can galvanize and evangelize around. It's called game day. (And for the hardcore fans it can also be called draft day, preseason, offseason, training camp, trade deadline, and on & on.)

Teams are cults. Fandom is cultdom.

What if you thought of your brand more as a team and less like a business (teams are most definitely businesses, but this is about public perception)?

What would you change if you thought of your customers not just as customers but as fans?


An aside:

As in the world of brands, sports is seeing a shift towards persona-centric fandom. Some people are Lakers fans and some people are LeBron James fans. For now they wear the same colors, but that fan camaraderie will end when the player-team relationship does.


Running a brand that has loyal customers means your are in charge of an entity that people have chosen to make part of their identity. You are not just managing a business with a recognizable logo, you are managing an instrument of personal identity and social signaling. You are working in service of your fans (or you are about to burn down all the value (everything is customer service)).

Be a good steward.


Imagine that people with disabilities are pioneers anticipating your future.

-Yuki Goto

OXO Good Grips was created because the founder’s wife’r arthritis made it hard to use a vegetable peeler.

When you design for the extremes, you design for everybody.